They Killed the Greatest Pre-Workout Ever Made.
We Brought It Back.

The original formula that built a generation of lifters — resurrected with 25mg Geranium Extract per serving.

CNS Stimulant 45 Servings Snow Cone Flavor

You Remember What Real Pre-Workout Felt Like.

There was a window — roughly 2009 to 2012 — when pre-workout actually worked. Not "tingles and a caffeine headache" worked. Worked worked. The kind where you walked into the gym 30 minutes after your first scoop and felt like you could deadlift the building off its foundation.

Then they reformulated it. Gutted the formula. Replaced the engine with a lawnmower motor and charged you the same price. Every pre-workout since has been a watered-down imitation wearing the skin of something great.

VINTAG3D is not a tribute. It's a resurrection.

We rebuilt the original matrix from scratch — Geranium Extract, clinical-dose stimulants, real vasodilators, and CNS activators that your nervous system actually responds to. Not pixie dust. Not fairy dust. Not 300mg of caffeine and a prayer.

This is the pre-workout that made legends. And it's back.

Full Formula Breakdown — Nothing Hidden

While other brands bury their formulas behind "proprietary blends" and hope you don't ask questions, we put every ingredient on the label because if you can't explain the mechanism, you're just selling hope.

Arginine Alpha-Ketoglutarate (AAKG)

Nitric oxide precursor. Drives blood, oxygen, and nutrients into working muscle. Skin-splitting pumps that aren't just cosmetic — they signal growth.

Creatine Monohydrate

The most studied compound in sports nutrition. Period. Increases ATP regeneration, volumizes muscle cells, and adds raw strength rep after rep.

Beta Alanine

Buffers lactic acid so your muscles fail later, not sooner. The tingling means it's working. The extra 3 reps mean it's doing its job.

Caffeine — 135mg to 405mg

Scalable dosing. One scoop for a focused session. Three scoops when you need to rearrange the gym. You control the intensity.

Geranium Extract (Stem & Leaves) — 25mg

The one they took away. CNS stimulant that produces razor-sharp focus, aggressive energy, and euphoric drive that caffeine alone can't touch. This is the ingredient that made the original legendary.

2-Aminoisoheptane HCl

Next-generation CNS stimulant. Enhances norepinephrine and dopamine release for tunnel-vision focus and relentless drive through every working set.

Yohimbe Extract (Bark)

Standardized for Yohimbine Alkaloids. Alpha-2 receptor antagonist that mobilizes stubborn fat while amplifying adrenaline response. Thermogenic edge meets training aggression.

Schisandra Chinensis Extract (Berry)

Standardized for Schizandrol A. Adaptogenic compound that sharpens mental performance under physical stress. Keeps your mind locked in when your body wants to quit.

Your Current Pre-Workout vs. VINTAG3D

Be honest with yourself for 10 seconds.

❌ What You're Taking Now

50-150mg caffeine hiding behind a proprietary blend. Some beta alanine so you "feel something." Artificial colors. Zero CNS activation. You could drink a large coffee and get the same result — for $2.

✓ VINTAG3D

Up to 405mg caffeine. 25mg Geranium Extract. Yohimbe. 2-Aminoisoheptane. Schisandra. AAKG. Creatine. Beta Alanine. Seven active compounds working on your central nervous system, your vascularity, your endurance, and your aggression. Simultaneously.

Scalable Dosing — You Choose the Intensity

VINTAG3D gives you 1-3 scoops per serving so you can calibrate to your training, your tolerance, and how badly you want to punish the iron today.

Dose	Blend	Caffeine	Best For
1 Scoop	4,145mg	135mg	Focused sessions. Accessory days. Late-night training.
2 Scoops	8,290mg	270mg	Heavy compounds. PR attempts. Leg day.
3 Scoops	12,435mg	405mg	War mode. When average isn't an option.

45 servings at 1 scoop. 15 servings at full send. Start with 1 scoop to assess tolerance. We mean it.

⚠ WARNING — THIS IS A CNS STIMULANT.
VINTAG3D is formulated for experienced lifters who understand stimulant tolerance. This is not a beginner pre-workout. Do not exceed 3 scoops in a 24-hour period. Do not combine with other stimulants. Assess tolerance with 1 scoop before increasing dose. If you're the type who thinks the warning label doesn't apply to you — start with 1 scoop anyway.

Who Is VINTAG3D Actually For?

VINTAG3D was built for a specific kind of lifter:

You've been training for years — not months. You've cycled through every pre-workout on the market and watched them all get weaker, more diluted, and more expensive. You remember what a real pre-workout felt like before they neutered everything in the name of "safety" (translation: cheaper ingredients, higher margins).

You're 28-55. You train at 5 AM or after a 10-hour workday. You don't need motivation — you need activation. Your CNS is adapted to caffeine. Your tolerance is built. And you're tired of products that promise aggressive energy and deliver a lukewarm cup of green tea with tingles.

If that's you — welcome home. This is yours.

If you're brand new to pre-workout, if you're sensitive to stimulants, or if you think 200mg of caffeine is "a lot" — this is not the product for you. We have other options. This one is for the veterans.

Why Geranium Extract? Why Does It Matter?

Geranium Extract is the ingredient that made the original legendary pre-workout formulas of 2009-2012 feel like nothing else on the market. It's a naturally-derived CNS stimulant from the stem and leaves of the geranium plant that produces effects caffeine simply cannot replicate on its own.

What it does: Geranium Extract amplifies norepinephrine release, creating a surge of focus, aggression, and euphoric energy that makes heavy weight feel lighter and long sessions feel shorter. It's not jittery. It's not anxious. It's locked in — the kind of focus where the gym goes quiet and it's just you and the bar.

Why it disappeared: Most brands removed it from their formulas and replaced it with cheaper alternatives. The pre-workout industry has been coasting on caffeine and marketing ever since.

Why we brought it back: Because you asked for it. Because we've been listening. And because no amount of caffeine, no "focus matrix," and no proprietary fairy dust blend can replicate what 25mg of real Geranium Extract does to a training session.

How To Use VINTAG3D For Best Results

Timing: Mix 1-3 scoops with 8-12oz of cold water. Consume 20-30 minutes before training. The onset is fast — don't take this and sit on the couch.

First time: Start with 1 scoop. Seriously. Even if you "have a high tolerance." Assess how you respond to the Geranium + 2-Aminoisoheptane + Yohimbe combination before increasing. This is a different animal than what you're used to.

Heavy training days: 2-3 scoops, 20 minutes pre-session. Ideal for compounds, PR days, and sessions where you need maximum CNS output.

Cycling: We recommend 5 days on / 2 days off to prevent tolerance buildup. Take a full week off every 8-12 weeks to reset your receptors. This keeps VINTAG3D hitting like the first time, every time.

Do not: Take within 5 hours of sleep. Combine with other stimulant-based products. Exceed 3 scoops in 24 hours. Use if you are sensitive to Yohimbe or caffeine.

Can I Stack VINTAG3D With Other Vintage Muscle Products?

Yes — and you should. VINTAG3D is a training amplifier. It makes your sessions more productive. Pairing it with Vintage Muscle's anabolic compounds means you're maximizing both the stimulus (training intensity) and the response (muscle growth).

Best stacking options:

VINTAG3D + any prohormone cycle: The increased training intensity and volume from VINTAG3D means your cycle compounds have more stimulus to work with. More damage in the gym = more recovery and growth from your stack.

VINTAG3D + MYO-11: Train harder while removing your body's genetic brakes on growth. This combination is for the lifter who wants to push past every plateau simultaneously.

VINTAG3D + RAD-Mass or Equi-Mass: Maximum training aggression paired with maximum anabolic support. The serious mass-building protocol.

Note: VINTAG3D does not require PCT. It is a training performance product, not a hormonal compound. It can be used continuously (with cycling as recommended above) regardless of whether you're on or off a prohormone cycle.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this actually like the original JACK3D formula?

VINTAG3D is built on the same foundational matrix — Geranium Extract, AAKG, Creatine, Beta Alanine, and aggressive CNS stimulants. We've enhanced it with 2-Aminoisoheptane, Yohimbe, and Schisandra for a more complete profile. If you remember how the original felt — this will feel familiar. Very familiar.

Is Geranium Extract legal?

Yes. Geranium Extract sourced from the stem and leaves of the geranium plant is a legal dietary supplement ingredient. VINTAG3D is manufactured in a GMP-compliant facility and fully compliant with DSHEA regulations.

What does "Snow Cone" flavor actually taste like?

Exactly what it sounds like — sweet, fruity, and refreshing. Think crushed ice with cherry, blue raspberry, and citrus. It mixes clean with no chalky residue or chemical aftertaste. It's probably the best-tasting pre-workout we've ever made.

Will this keep me up at night?

If you take 3 scoops at 8 PM — yes, it absolutely will. VINTAG3D contains up to 405mg of caffeine plus additional CNS stimulants. Allow at minimum 5 hours before sleep. Morning and afternoon lifters will have zero issues.

How many servings do I actually get?

45 servings at 1 scoop. 22 at 2 scoops. 15 at full 3-scoop doses. Most experienced users settle into 2 scoops as their standard, giving you roughly 3 weeks per tub training 5 days a week.

The Golden Era of Pre-Workout Is Back.

45 ultra-concentrated servings. 25mg Geranium Extract. Snow Cone flavor.
Stop settling for pre-workouts that don't work. This is the one that started it all.

†These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Consult your physician before use if you have a medical condition or are taking medication. Not intended for use by persons under the age of 18. Keep out of reach of children. Distributed by Vintage Muscle, 50 W Broadway STE 333 #94501, Salt Lake City, UT 84101.

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